Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. (Oscar Wilde)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)